Work Xmas do's (and don'ts)

Do get drunk enough to flirt with the office fitty.
Don't mix alcohol and anti-depressants (the dying fly dance is not a good look).

Do make sure you dance like nobody's watching, but
Don't let it get caught on film.

Do eat your own body weight in cocktail sausages and hula hoops.
Don't try the dodgy looking veggie buffet option.

Do remember that badly lit swede looks like chips.
Don't get extra helpings.

Do something daft enough to have a great story before you go home.
Don't flick paper into other peoples food if you've finished eating yours.

Do spend the full £5 on your secret santa.
Don't buy candles and bubblebath - or at least include the fruit and nut.

Do wear your best bra.
Don't wear your best shoes.